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Amy Poehler Saves the Day Yet Again.
One of the baby Kardashians is dating Will Smith’s son! That fact may not initially appear shocking, but there’s more. Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner and 14 and 15 years old, respectively. Meaning that...
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Theon Greyjoy Should Be a Puppet
Throughout my Game of Thrones addiction, I have struggled to find something, anything, redeeming about Theon Greyjoy. It has been a hard-fought battle that I have continually lost. One of the best...
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When I Grow Up I Want to be an Eight Year Old
I can be a bit of a complainer, especially when I have to do annoying things like my job, paying my never-ending pile of bills, and cleaning my bathroom. When my complaining about my station in life...
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You Can’t Keep a Freak Down
I love Freaks & Geeks. There are so many reasons to love the show. It portrayed the awkwardness that actually was high school. It featured an amazing number of dance scenes.* It had an absurdly...
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I Can’t Believe It’s Over (That’s What She Said)*
After 9 season and 200 episodes, The Office has left the building, and it has left me heartbroken. I remember watching the first episode of The Office. It was on a painfully low-def tube television....
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Free Champagne is a Helluva Drug
I swear, Free Champagne could convince me that I could jump tall buildings in a single bound (or, more likely, leap from the top of a ranch into an in-ground pool). Champagne that I pay for is pretty...
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Lena Dunham is my Ike Turner*
I am in an abusive relationship. It’s with Girls. On paper, Girls and I are perfect for each other. People whose opinions I trust rave about it. It wins awards. I worship everything else that Judd...
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Will Smith Is a Phoenix
Back in 1988, I fell in love with Will Smith. I was in the 3rd grade and Parents Just Don’t Understand was my jam. I played that record so many times that it wore out, or at least that’s what …...
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Tina Turner Was Singing About So You Think You Can Dance
I am about to make a very bold claim. So You Think You Can Dance (SYTYCD) is the best competition show on television. It’s better than American Idol and The Voice. It’s better than Project Runway and...
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I Refuse To Be A Teen Drama Spinster
For the first time in over 23 years, I’m not in a committed relationship with a teen drama. I have no idea what to do with myself or where I went astray, but things feel very, very wrong right now. …...
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Aristotle Was Talking About Blair and Serena
It’s an age-old question: Does art imitate life or does life imitate art? No one illustrates the Aristoltelian mimesis debate better than Blake “Serena van der Woodsen” Lively and Leighton “Blair...
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I Heart You, Gordon Ramsay
[Warning: some of these clips have some choice Gordon Ramsay language, so I'd suggest turning those speakers down if you are, say, at a daycare, church or work or something.] I have a crazy, undying...
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Depeche Mode Was Singing About the Real World Road Rules Challenge
When it comes to the Real World Road Rules Challenge (“The Challenge“), I just can’t get enough. I know that this is completely ridiculous. The show is horrible. The people on the show are horrible....
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I’m Gonna Keep on Loving You, Netflix
Once upon a time, I became involved with Netflix. Even though I lived right next to a Blockbuster (and I mean, immediately next to the store), I loved Netflix. I loved the order (a queue!), the...
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Stop Pretending That Downton Abbey Is Better Than Gossip Girl
After hearing rave reviews from dignified people about Downton Abbey, I avoided it. I was convinced that, if those people liked the show, there was no way that I would. They watched C-SPAN on purpose...
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Dear RHOM, Get Out of My Brain
In honor of tonight’s premiere of the third season of the Real Housewives of Miami, I bring you the moment when I realized that I perhaps spend a little bit too much time with those “ladies.”...
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Macklemore Was Also Singing About So You Think You Can Dance
A few months ago, just before it’s tenth season began, I made the very bold claim that So You Think You Can Dance (SYTYCD) is the best competition show on television. Now, as the tenth season of SYTYCD...
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In Honor of the Annual VMA Pile-On: A Reflection
Look, I haven’t watched the VMAs in years. I am one of those annoying folks – you know, the one talking about how much cooler the VMAs were when the performances were (slightly more) raw, the drama was...
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Who Ever Would Have Thought That I Need To Be More Like a 13 Year Old Girl?
As I was watching last night’s Emmy Awards red carpet coverage, one celebrity caught me eye. When Kiernan Shipka came floating across my screen in that classy, elegant, and timeless ensemble, I put...
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Good Friends Living Large In Texas Forever
Although its been years since it went off the air, I still cannot get over just how damn good Friday Night Lights is. So damn good. There are so many things that made that show amazing — the whisper...
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